Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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