this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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