I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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