Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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