And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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