hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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