my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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