No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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