i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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