I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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