Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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