He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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