it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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