You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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