i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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