Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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