She announced her abortion via fbk
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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