You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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