is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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