Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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