Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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