What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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