You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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