she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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