Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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