Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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