One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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