these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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