Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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