if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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