Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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