I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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