I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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