So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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