dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i will never coherently bang her
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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