my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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