so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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