he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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