get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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