He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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