Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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