and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I cut my penus on the lid.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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