I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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