I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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