Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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