Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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