I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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