Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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