4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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