i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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